Monday, November 5, 2007

Happy Birthday Jamie

Jamie turned 30 at the weekend and to celebrate this momentous occasion the Make-A-Wish Foundation fulfilled two of his life long dreams. Firstly he wanted to be part of the Disney Parade and ride up front with his hero, Mickey Mouse.

His second wish was to recreate his all-time favourite movie role, which he was lucky to be able to do along with one of the original stars of the film!!



Anyway, we would like to take this opportunity to wish Jamie a Happy Birthday!!



Thursday, October 11, 2007

Interpol rebuilds photo to find idiot

Interpol yesterday launched an unprecedented worldwide public appeal as part of a hunt for a prolific idiot that has terrorised the good employees of Thomson Financial since 2002.

The agency released photographs of an unknown man which had been digitally blurred to disguise his face but have now been unscrambled by German experts to produce clear pictures.

Interpol said it believed the man, who appears to be in his 30s, may continue to be a danger to ordinary people while he remains at large. Despite extensive earlier attempts to discover who he is, including circulating photos of him to police around the world through Interpol's network of 186 member states, the man's identity and nationality remain a mystery.

These images made available by Interpol in Paris, Monday Oct. 8, 2007 show the unidentified man before, left, and after the digital manipulation of the image. Unfortunately the image is still a little blurry making it difficult to identify the "nobhead". If you, or anyone you know, has any information about this man then call crimestoppers now. Your call will be strictly confidential and you may earn a Community Action Trust Reward (£6 of book vouchers for Waterstones).

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Jamie looks good naked!!

In an attempt to impress his new husband Jamie has enlisted the help of former fatty, Gok Wan. Gok, 33, is the host of the TV show "How to look good naked", in which he helps fat people to look good by lying to them about their appearance and using various methods to trick men into thinking women are better looking than they really are.

After just 3 days into his new marriage, Jamie was worried that the 'spark' had disappeared from his relationship and thought this might be due to his lifelong battle with his weight. This is where Gok came in. By dressing Jamie in vertical stripes and using the latest advances in support pants made from Dyneema®, the world’s strongest fibre™ he was able to convince his husband that he was in fact not a fat bastard. The episode is due to air on Channel 4 on 4th November 2007.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Jamie is not alone

Following reports that Michael Jackson had married his Nanny it has now emerged that he has in fact entered into a civil partnership with none other than Jamie Spencer. Details of his new martial status were obtained by the National Enquirer who printed copies of the singer’s real estate documents. The papers allege the singer states he is married, although this is currently only recognised in 5 US states.

The two lovebirds made their happy union official over the weekend at Wandsworth registry office, with Ian 'H' Watkins stepping in as best man. They then headed over to the Richmond YMCA for the reception which was attended by a host of celebrities including Richard Fairbrass who was on hand to perform "You're My Mate" for their first dance as a married couple. Luckily for us our photographer was hiding in the bushes outside the registry office and managed to get his shot of them leaving the building.



Tuesday, September 25, 2007

D'you wanna be in Jamie's gang? Probably not....

Jamie has always been one to stand up for anyone that he believes has been wrongly accused, and Gary Glitter is no exception. As a life long fan of Glitter's music Jamie was shocked to hear of his imprisonment and has made it his mission to free the Glam rock star.

Jamie is currently organising his appeal against the charges of Child Sex Abuse in Vietnam. Glitter was tried on charges of committing obscene acts with two girls, aged 10 and 11, and was found guilty as charged and sentenced to three years' imprisonment. Jamie believes he has now uncovered evidence that the girls lied about their ages and were actually a father and son aged 67 and 44 from Clacton-on-Sea, Essex and were posing as young Vietnamese girls in order to trap Glitter.

However, it has come to our attention that the evidence consists of a poorly spelt confession, written it red crayon in what appears to be Jamie's own handwriting and a pair of heavily soiled underpants which appear to bear no relation to the case whatsoever. Anyway, we will wait to pass judgement but it seems that Jamie is fighting a losing battle.....


Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Pet Shop Jamie

Jamie has long had a close relationship with the Pet Shop Boys and he has been the influence for many of their greatest hits. The song "It's a Sin" was actually a reference to Jamie's Abasiophilia a condition which he struggled to come to terms with for much of the early 1980's.

Unfortunately, Chris Lowe has been unable to fulfil many of his commitments to promote the upcoming album, Disco 4, but thanks to his intimate knowledge of the material Jamie has been able to step into his shoes with very little disruption. Parlophone Records have kindly allowed us to publish the following photo of Jamie and Neil Tennant.


Friday, September 7, 2007

I wish I knew how to quit you...

Sorry it has been so long since the last update, at this time every year Jamie takes some time off from his job as a Data Analyst to go and work as a Cowboy in Wyoming. He looks forward to it every year because he can meet up with his close friend Ennis. The fun those guys must have.....


Anyway, now Jamie is back he hope to have more regular updates. He has also kindly provided us with a photo of his trip.


Wednesday, August 8, 2007

32nd Annual Twins Days Festival

On a break whilst filming the A-Team over the weekend Jamie managed to pop along to the 32nd Annual Twins Days Festival. Twins Days is a festival for biological twins which has taken place every summer since 1976 in Twinsburg, Ohio. It is the largest annual gathering of twins in the world. The event has twin based contests, "talent" shows, and a parade and routinely draws thousands of participants from all over the world.

Coincidently, Jamie's stunt double for the A-Team was none other than his long lost twin brother, Colin Spencer. The identical pair narrowly missed out on being crowned festival champions to a Charlie and Craig Reid from Auchtermuchty, Scotland.

Unfortunately Colin did not take the defeat well and could not forgive Jamie for dropping the baton during the talent section of the competition. The act involved a complicated display of baton twirling and featured a Macaque monkey, Two Bengal tigers and a 5 year old child called Trevor. Colin was so angry that he later visited a local plastic surgeon and now resembles a young Bonnie Langford.

Here you can seem Jamie and Colin posing for the cameras before the results were announced.


Friday, August 3, 2007

The J-Team

Jamie is out of the country this weekend filling in for George Peppard in the eagerly anticipated sixth season of the A-Team. The story goes that after a 21 year hiatus the team has reinvented itself as a dance troupe touring the Far East who are called upon by the US Government to bring down Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Il.

Jamie secured the role after "wowing" the producers with his ballet skills which he picked up from the Moscow State Ballet when he starred along side the great Gary Kasparov in the 1999 rendition of Swan Lake where he played Princess Odette.

Production of the 48 episode season starts today and is due to wrap on Monday evening. Jamie is expected to return to work on Tuesday. NBC have released the following promotional photograph of the upcoming televisual extravaganza.



Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Jamie is too sexy for his shirt....

Jamie's a model you know what I mean
And he does his little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
He does his little turn on the catwalk
Jamie's too sexy for his car too sexy for his car
Too sexy by far
And his too sexy for his hat
Too sexy for his hat what do you think about that?
What do you think about that? We would love to know! Please send answers on a post card to Jamie Spencer, Spencer Towers, Muswell Hill, London N1 0BS.


Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Weather

Jamie is very angry at the moment with the British weather. Jamie is a keen sun worshipper and there is nothing he likes more than sunbathing on a hot summer’s day. Unfortunately he has not been able to do that much this year and is looking extremely pale and pasty. He did however manage to get out for a bit the other day. As Jamie's head is one of the few man made objects visible from space he was picked up by Russian spy satellites. See if you can spot him in this photo provided to us by the KGB, sunbathing outside of Spencer Towers in Muswell Hill. London, N1 0BS.


Jamie Art

Jamie recently commissioned a local artist by the name of Neil Keller to produce a piece of artwork for him. Neil Keller is a very talented young artist from the Borehamwood area. Jamie’s only requirements were that he was wearing his favourite blue suit and also partaking in one of his many hobbies. You can see the excellent piece of work below.


Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Sloppy Joe's 27th Annual Hemingway Look-Alike Contest

Sloppy Joe's Bar in Key West, Florida hosted its 27th Annual Hemingway Look-Alike contest last weekend. The contest is one of many events in Key West to celebrate the birthday of Ernst Hemingway and honour his work as author and sportsman.

The competition started with the first preliminary round on Thursday, July 19th, second preliminary round on Friday, July 20th, and finals on Saturday, July 21st.

From each preliminary round finalists were chosen. This year’s competition saw over 130 Look-Alikes take the stage with twelve contestants from Thursday night and thirteen from Friday night going on to the final round.

Jamie was overjoyed to take away the first prize, he has always thought that he looked like Hemingway but know he is considering making this his full time career. He has signed up with Celebrity Lookalike agency, Mortlock Lookalikes, headed by the worlds best Ian Huntley & Jack Dee lookalike, Christopher Mortlock.


Monday, July 23, 2007

Jamie's Weekend

Jamie had a very eventful weekend. On Friday he met up with David Hasselhoff at the Angel and entered into a drinking competition. Jamie had no trouble defeating The Hoff after he went on a rampage through Muswell Hill after having a full half pint of fosters shandy. Some may say Jamie is a little irresponsible encouraging a recovering alcoholic to a drinking game, but we all know how hard it is to say no to The Hoff. Here is a photo of the two before the night got out of control.
The next morning when The Hoff awoke in Jamie's now burnt out flat The Hoff confessed to leaving a Pizza in the oven, which he had purchased the night before from Lidl, and this resulted in the massive fire which left over 700 people homeless. In an attempt to repay Jamie for this he offered him a part in the upcoming Baywatch movie and on Sunday Jamie flew to LA to pose for some photos for the press to publicise the widely anticipated blockbuster.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Jamie's Celeb Friends

Jamie has many celebrity friends, one of his best friends is the son of Bernie Clifton, Paul Clifton-Mclean. Here is a photo of Paul...

Jamie is a bad babysitter...

Jamie is a bad babysitter, got his boyfriend in yer shower, woo, he's makin 6 bucks an hour....




Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Lunch

Today Jamie had lunch with his friend Gearoid Grant. Here is a photo of Jamie enjoying lunch with Gearoid.


Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Spice Girls Reunion

Jamie is very excited about the upcoming Spice Girls reunion tour. As you may, or may not, be aware, Jamie made up one fifth of the famous pop group. He has taken a few years out recently to start a family but is very excited about getting back together with the girls. Here is a photo of the Spice Girls back in the day....





Big Head, Big Head, Big Head....


Jamie has a ridiculously large head, as can be seen in this photograph....

Monday, July 9, 2007

Jamie at Work

This is a live webcam of Jamie working hard....